Everything, But the Kitchen Sink

I caught my daughter playing with the electrical outlet, and she gave herself quite a shock. I had to ground her…I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer, I get lost…Someone once said that the point of higher education was so that you could understand more jokes…until next time.

The rise of the machines

Two days ago, I got an e-mail from a laboratory instrument. It told me that the analysis was complete. Last week I got an e-mail during lunch, updating me on its status. The same machine had texted me earlier… My Calendar calls my cell reminding me of important appointments.
I?ve gotten calls from Stability chambers, LCs [...]